Meanwhile a further four days later…
Here we go
And they’re off,
drop 'em blossom
is it time
For the Moon to come out?, Farage has done it, apparently 
I always said that man was an R Sole
dog eat dog
Hot dogs
“Sausage” Dog
I bought a new Hoo…Oops… Vacuum Cleaner.
I bought a packet of Hoola Hoops, a catering pack.
Who do Hula Hoops cater for 
Its dark outside, it maybe raining, it maybe not, ignorance is bliss.
its a faffa day
No its not! Faffaday follows Friday.
I will most probably go out for a coffee and scone this morning.
Come on now own up, who gives a sh…damn?
You do, obviously.
I’m off to do some work, I hope it’s really boring.
Work? Oh yeah I remember that word.