Sun is out
But the daughter’s not
Been out on the pedal bike after fitting the new tyres. it and i’m ready for some exploration at the weekend 
well that’s not boring now is it…on yer bike…
I have a chest cold…I have had my last order of some clothes now going back to the UK. after waiting and waiting…I made a french apple tart and over filled the pie dish with jam so without realising the jam was now sitting on the drip tray in the oven…The next day I cooked Chicken in the Oven…no problem until I saw all this black crusty stuff well and truly messed that up…boring this very boring…wakey wakey eeeee
yes it is home made… 
My eyebrows need plucking.
Just back from hospital outpatients. Or maybe that should be Outpatience. Such a long wait for a less than five minute consultation. Anyway it was the right result for me. I live to fight another day. Next appointment early next month.
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
Why is it called ‘after dark’ when it really is ‘after light’?
Doesn’t ‘expecting the unexpected’ make the unexpected expected?
I expect 
I drove thru Chattanooga, Tenn. a couple of year ago but I didn’t hear Casey Jones.
It’s a beautiful area of the world there.
Were you expecting to see Casey on a busman’s holiday? at the helm of the Chattanoga Choo Choo.
As usual it’s all about choo
takes two to tango
…and dozens to Conga
i can’t count so i’m lost with the two step
Here’s me thinking I could count on you.
You just keep counting your Chickens
I’m trying but the buggers won’t stand still
doin’ the funky chicken
Careful how you spell funky!