Say something boring

Or Roach, his fish

squawk the parrot

Just done todays objective list

I prefer not to plan anything and just let my day surprise (or shock) me.

This particular list is not to do with life, just efficiency.

You have to keep a lid on time and costs

My life has never been that efficient…see?

Times money!

An itinerary is essential

Far too regimented for me. I prefer to let the day surprise me.

take me in your arms and rock me baby :notes:

I don’t care if the sun don’t shine
I’ve got her loving and she’s got mine.

Herby is the Father of 3. Herby is at divorce court and asks
the Judge, “I would like to have Custody of my Kids.”

The Judge ponders Herby’s request and says, “Let’s hear your justification.”
After a long silence, Herby slowly rises from the Chair and replies,

“Your Honor, when I put Cash in a vending machine and a Coke comes out,
does the Coke belong to me or the machine?”


There is an accident on the Expressway.
An 18-wheeler loaded with Vicks overturns.
The Contents spill all over the highway and ditch.
There was no Congestion for 8 hours.


Alligators may grow up to 14 feet. But most only have 4. … twss


The CEO and Board vote and approve then WiFi all its employees.
“You worked very hard this year, therefore the company’s profits increased dramatically.
As a reward, we are sending everyone a check for $5,000!”
Thrilled, the employees gather round and high five one another.
They rush home and tell their Wives and they go on great shopping adventures.
A few days later the Company resends the WiFi.
“And if you work with the same zeal next year, those checks will come signed!”


We may not get our way.
We may not be listened to all of the time
but we can make a difference for the better.

Ain’t Never Gone to Bed with an Ugly Woman but I’ve WOKE With A Few
If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me

I’ve Missed You, But My Aim’s Improving
Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I’m Scared She’d Win

I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like You’re Still Here
My Wife Ran Off with My Best Friend and I Miss Him

you wish come true Ez, the sun aint shining

How does that song go?
“The sun ain’t gonna shine anymore”

I can see my photos up there.

you saw Elvis!

I wore Levi’s