There was an old sage from Oz
Whose thoughts could be cause for applause
But just now and then
He has a go at OLD Ben
So all she can do is shout BOO!
there was an oldie called pats
who’s known as the big ‘dummy spats’
she will run with the hounds and the hares
place a bob each way on our wares
but has never put name on the line
she just spins that same ‘I agree’ line
Not one of your best Davo - doesn’t flow at all !!
And you sure got me ‘wrong’ !!
So I guess my little poem was right, you see with pats she says what she means - and ‘means’ what she says !!
Wake up Davo !! and, keep taking the tablets :-p
This guy we call ‘M B’
Comes from the land of mutton…
Is he good - is he bad
Is he sane or just mad…
Well he ‘likes’ to push everyones button …:-p
there was a young slithe thing called B
who would occasionally alight on my knee
when I offered her truffle
you could here a slight muffle
‘what a nice evening - here’s my key’
Hmmm - two things before I put finger to keys: what is a slithe and - pigs eat truffles :mad2: unless you mean those nice choclately ones 
Think we should leave this thread - its Roberts afterall …
MB - has his own thread…
Good point - we can start a limerick thread if we want to carry on.
you cannot define how others see you - that’s our job!
ps: you don’t need to go for best in limericks they’re just for fun - try to relax Pats and have some fun!:-p
Do you think ‘I’m’ best in Limericks, never wrote one before and couldn’t give a jot … I’m all for fun Davo or, haven’t you noticed that either…
Unwind guy - and remove yerself from this thread, you have yer own
the was an old lady called Pats
incapable of takin the smacks
when you told her butt out
she started to shout
and just couldn’t deal with all the facts
keep goin Pats I can!
sorry slithe should have read lithe - get it now? - and yes pigs do dig for truffles but humans eat them and they can be coated with chocolate!
There was a young man called Mindbender
Who was on the boards was a prolific sender
Some of his deep posts
Got on some people’s goats
But he continued to write them, what splendour
‘Splendour !!!’ Thats one word for it - nonsense is another !! :-p
Welcome back Robert - hope you are feeling rejuvinated and rearing to go - and pleased your not miffed over our limericks on your poetry thread 
some of the were quite good though 
"Splendour " rhymed.
Could have been …
He continued to write them on a bender :!:
:-p
I will have to try harder…
bender, fender, gender, kender, lender, mender, render, tender, vender, vendor, wender, yender, zender .blender, brender, brendor, zehnder allender, cavender, defender, engender, offender callender, contender, pender, pretender, schlender, sender, suspender challender, skender, slender, stender splendor, transgender legal tender, surrender :
first offender public defender
I think it’s called taking the p… pats!