Sal Vation
T
My neighbour the feline breeder…
…Tom Katt
U
Una Fraid
V
The old romantic
Val Entine
W
My neighbour who is always popping round…
…Wanda Rinn
X/Y/Z/A
They do a grand job…
Aaron C Reskew
B
The retired Scoutleader
Bobby Jobby
C
Thinks about numbers
Cal Culator
D
Good one summer! 
My sister’s kid
Deniece Ann D’Nephew
E
Slip and slide
Ell Terskelter
F
Local muscle man
Fletcher Bisceps
G
Gino Bodinuthat
H
Miss piggy
Harriet bigburgers
I
My friend with the beauty parlour…
…I Lasch
J
The sports gear salesman
Jock Strapp
K
My neighbour who is leaving and taking everything with her…
…Kitten Kaboodle
L
A bit butch
Les Bian
M
My Gardener
Mo De Lorne
N
Eatery
Nan Doze
O