A gardening friend -
Dandy Lyonn
E
The lady with a nasty case of constipation…
Emma Roids
F
Got too drunk at her lockdown garden party…
Felinna Pond
G
Gladys Gonehome
H
My friend who is longing for the return of her boyfriend…
…Hope Heelcome
I
My fantasist neighbour
Izzy Foreal
J
My neighbour, definitely not the hostess with the mostest:
Julie Verley
K
My indecisive friend…
Kenny Orkanty
L
Laura Laffs
M
Mandy Gunz
N
His meetings are a nightmare…
Noah Genda
O
Oti Mabrekfast
P
The shellfish retailer
Perry Winkle
Q
Quincy Belly
R
retired Air Force gent
Reg Imented
S
Hi Righty 
The soldier of god
Sally Army
T
Una Whoo
V
Van D Lism
W
My pal out on a blind date…
Willie C Herrigan
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