The hospital patient
Neil Bymouth
O
Orac Nerfobia
P
My friend who has just returned from South America…
…Pat Agonia
Q
The neighbour I keep bumping into in strange places…
Quincy Dense
The guy who’s just won the Euromillions…
Rich Mann
S
An odd looking building
Sydney Oprarouse
T
Like it
My friend who is always making money deals…
…Ty Kuhn
U
Una Vailable
V
Derv seller
Van Diesel
W
Oops, she’s put petrol in hubby’s diesel…
Wilma Carr Stilgoe
X/Y/Z/A
(I’ve done it myself… 
)
Anna Kyst
B
Bill Payer
C
Me too …
Good one Amac 
Lunch is ready…
Carmen Gedditt
D
Donna Wanna
E
Mornin’ Summer
The missus
Erin Doors
F
Frank Discussion
G
The typhoon expert
Gale Force
H