Di Abolical
E
My neighbour who pronounces ever word correctly…
…Ella Kwution
F
My auntie loves her sweet almond fillings…
Fran Gipane
G
He loves rigging elections…
Gerry Mandering
H
Hans Onhed
I
Ina Goddaminitt
J
Funny man . . .
Joe Kurr
K
My friend who goes absolutely nowhere…
…Kat Atonic
L
The famous lasso artist
Larry Hat
M
The tears of a clown…
Manny A. Tearhastofall.
My friend who is easily understood…
…Norma Leigh Lucid
O
The Welsh Town Crier:
Oliver Barr the Shouting
P
Penny Farthing
Q
Quigley Gumm
R
Rhonda Valley
S
My friend who is at the end of her tether…
…Sue E Sydle
T
My musical friend
Tim Panny
U
My wise old mate…
Uno Zbest
V
A gardening friend . .
Vi Ola
W
The undecided.
Willy Orwonthe
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