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The new army recruit
Kitten Caboodle
L
My neighbour who is addicted to auctions…
…Lois Bidd
M
The incontinence sufferer
Mustafa Leak
N
The frustrated air traveler
Nada Planeinsite
O
Our local wheeler dealer…
…Opp Ortunist
P
Well known for being a bit batty
Pippa Strell
Q/R
The fatalist…
Qasar Asara
R
Our neighbour who is organising the local Black Lives Matter movement…
…Rachel Tension
S
My grateful (Scottish) neighbour:
Sophie Goodier
T
Our local Dinosaur expert…
…Terry Daktil
The local incontinence specialist
Uri Nary
V
The Russian sterilisation expert…
…Vaz Ectomy
W
My know it all neighbour…
Wanda Bett
X/Y/Z/A
My neighbour’s obese daughter…
Yvette Allthepies
Z/A
The marine bird specialist…
Albert Ross
B
Happy Birthday…and
Bess Twishes

D
My neighbour that died…
…Dee Ceased
E
The bus driver
Enda Derline
F
Joined Prime for…
Freida Livery
G