The wiring specialist
Alec Trician
B
Deleted
Bea Long
C
My cool neighborâŠ
Centra Lairconditioning
D
Something to be thankful for
Dale E. Bread
E
Author of âThe Naughty Boyâ
by Enid Spanking
F
The office receptionist
Filene Cabinett
G
My elderly neighbourâŠ
âŠGerry Attrick
H
My chocoholic friendâŠ
Hazel Nutt
I
The town fool
Idi Otic
J
Our local hot tub salesmanâŠ
âŠJack Uzzi
K
And the town foolâs companionâŠ
Jes Terfrend
K
The wannabe singer
Kara Okey
L
The feminist
Letta Womandoit 
M
Our local Karate instructorâŠ
âŠMarsha Larts
N
Our thoughtful neighbor
Neada Helpinghand
O
The richest man in our townâŠ
âŠOllie Gark
P
Toffeeman I think you should take up a new career as a registrar. It would certainly liven up the birth, marriage and deaths columns in Yorkshire! Thanks for some good laughs :-D:-D:-D.
The funeral director
Paul Bearer
Q/R
Confident fabricmaker
Resta Shirred
S