Received an email from Microsoft

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Updates to our Terms of Service.
18,566 words long. That is without the 76 sub-clauses.
Would anyone actually read all this?

    1. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTY. Subject to applicable law, the application is licensed “as-is”, “with all faults” and “as available”.
      You bear all risk of using it. The application publisher, on behalf of itself, Microsoft (if Microsoft isn’t the application publisher), wireless carriers over whose network the application is provided and each of our respective affiliates, vendors, agents and suppliers (“Covered Parties”), gives no express warranties, guarantees or conditions in relation to the application.
      The entire risk as to the quality, safety, comfort and performance of the application is with you.
      Should the application prove defective, you assume the entire cost of all necessary servicing or repair. You may have additional consumer rights under your local laws that this agreement can’t change.
      To the extent permitted under your local laws, Covered Parties exclude any implied warranties or conditions, including those of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, safety, comfort and non-infringement.
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I know nothing about computers .What do you buy from Microsoft?

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I buy nothing.
Microsoft owns Windows operating system. That is my operating system.

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We use Windows, we haven’t received an email.Perhaps it’s gone in the junk box :grinning:

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Even AI must need to vent, once in a while :grin:

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Maybe it’s time to clean your windows.

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You’ve heard about my capers when windows I’ve to clean
Now I’d like to tell you of a few more things I’ve seen

I’ve seen Miss Thompson in her flat take off her shoes, her coat and hat
I’ve seen her take off more than that, when I’m cleaning windows
At a ladies school I call, and one girl flirts with me and all
But I’m insured in case I fall, when I’m cleaning windows :notes:

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Bretrick

Ever looked at insurance disclaimers? they could make a book about them.

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I know, they all suck big time.
Anything to screw the customer.

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And yet…
When you buy a computer with windows installed, you don’t actually own the operating system and must accept the frequent updates and downloads subject to contract…
It’s all there in those hundreds of pages of T & C’s…I’ve read em’ all…
:disguised_face:

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Same here I get notices , etc and ignore them .

I have a big screen with key board which was installed by " Computer Geek " . I have no idea nor care what windows I have but do have a free anti virus .

So far so good .

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I give you credit .

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