One of my much loved dogs was supposed to be a small basset hound mix,
Well he turned out to be a small donkey mix, He was black as soft as a brush,
You know the type "would help anyone robbing your house to put the goods in the sack,
He had long ears and big paws, I called him Henry,
Now at the time we got him I was on distance work pulling a 40ft freezer’s around the country and "Henry was my number two in the cap, He had the bottom bunk and i had the top one, he loved the radio on & would sometimes join in my singing as we drove along, We alway’s tried to park up away from other lorries due to the freezer starting up in the night and causing sleep loss to other drivers,
This one night we we’re heading home having been on the road for 5 nights & I was empty so I could park up next to any other transport with out worry, It was around 3am in the morning on the M1 motorway and nature was calling or at least it was calling me, I was in my under pants & vest and I thought I’d just slip out of the cab and have a pea,
I thought “Henry” was asleep but as I closed the cab door and started to have the long awaited Pea a torch light appeared and the words
And what do we have here then? ( I ask you what a daft question ! ) The full light was on my (private part) and their was two Police Officers, the one holding the torch was a woman & the one looking over my shoulder was a male, “Henry” hearing these voices decided to do his welcome bark while jumping up & down the inside door and it was then he hit the door lock key and I was now locked out, It was getting colder & and colder, I could feel the change in my body as my skin went all tight and my nipples looked like 303 bullett’s I hand’nt looked this good in years,
I was informed that the service station provided very good toilets for all customers use,
The Lady pc asked if I had a spare key, Errrr No officer, Oh she replied, and how are you going to get into your cab?
Errrrr I dont know officer,
The male PC, Said I’d better go for a walk with the Lady Pc to their car,
We started to walk the Length of the trailer (40ft) and then the Male officer shouted “It’s done”
The Lady officer said it’s your Lucky night as she turned me around and we started to walk back to the cab, Sure enough the door was ready to be opened fully and “Henry’s” greetings,
I said sorry to the officer’s as i got into the cab and heard them both Laughing,
Henry thought it was pulling out time,
And “Me” well to be honest I was ready for a second " you know what ?" But just could’nt chance it,
Do you blame me?