Nit comb?
Don’t believe a word she says LQ she’s always making stuff up. 
My beard is always kept neat and tidy (No 3 on my beard trimmer). Not long enough for Tessa’s tastes, she like the Brian Blessed rhododendron type of beard 
Big or small, I like them all
What, even these? 
Oh gawd I won’t sleep tonight now!
Where’s the laudenum?
It’s in the medicine cupboard, shall I get it for you?
No need! I had a fit of the vapours and swooned.
Hope you are over it alright now, I haven’t heard that expression for years and years!
Possibly because you don’t know many neo-Victorian Steampunks
I can honestly say I don’t and haven’t ever known any, it sounds rather painful to me!
All down but nine.
That makes two of us.
Paco Rabanne has always been special. I particularly liked XS, although it’s a bit dated now. These days if I wear perfume it’s Wonderlust by Michael Kors, but they do some pretty nice aftershaves too.
A beard is:
Face fuzz if your very young.
Artistic if you’re highly strung
Noble if you’re nautical.
Snooty if you’re haughtical
Dirty if you wear long hair
Essential if you go round bare
And astounding if you’re 3 years old!