That was your second reply to me.Only the first is free,Sorry.
Well.I’ll go to the foot of our stairs.
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Ok,I learn something new on this site every day!
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Plumb tuckered out
Eat your crusts or you won’t get curly hair.
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Eat your onions, they clean your blood.
Eat your veggies, they put hair on your chest (err…I’m a girl, hello…)
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No news is good news
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check to see if there is a jerry under the bed = WW2 saying
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Red under the bed ?
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Barking up the wrong tree.
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My Aunty Bunty had some gems.
“Awa and claw yer wheerie wi a whin.”
I bet not even PixieK has heard of that…:
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Haha! @Besoeker Nope, I have not heard of that at all! It sounds quite bizarre, what does it mean? Wait…lemme guess first…erm…“away and scratch your head while you think about it” ?
“Awa an’ wussle on yer thoum” - Go and chase yourself…! 
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How to put this…
“Go and scratch your vagina with a gorse bush”
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omg
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Oh…well…erm…ok, I am terribly glad I asked 
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Yer jaicket’s oan a shaky nail.
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She was a character. I think she married four times. My cousin was from the first husband. I think he was a very clever chap and maybe my cousin inherited that gene. She was the school Dux.
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You can’t see that from t’other side of the M62.
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