Not much of a business woman either
The BBC has announced that there will be a change to scheduled programmes today when a 4 hour televised event concerning the ceremonial cleaning of Westminster Abbey in preparation for next weeks Royal funeral.
Armed with the latest Dyson cordless vacuum cleaners, 12 Mrs B’s have been assembled from commonwealth countries across the world.
The timetable of events will be as follows:-
14:00 Will see the Mrs Mops escorted into the Abbey by members of the Queens Guard…
14:30 The Floors will vacuumed and any debris removed.
Pews will be cleaned, sanitised and polished at 15:00
16:00 Will see the start of the opening of the refuse bags, followed by the filling and bag tying ceremony.
The bags will then exit the Abby and be placed in special skips maked in gold leaf with the coat of arms and decorated with the faces of the present front bench shadow cabinet.
17:00 And after prayers, the departure of the cleaning staff and equipment.
18:00 Inspection of the Abbey by the master at arms and ceremonial locking of the great door…
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Even Jeremy Vine managed to squeeze a tear out yesterday ?!?! 