That was magic , The frilly Shirt Ringo was wearing
I did find one among my Hubbys wardrobe when i married him ,:shock:
Dear God: It’s me, the Dog…
Dear God: Is it on purpose that Our Names are spelled the same, only in reverse?
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, But seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we sit On your couch? Or will it be the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after The Jaguar, the Cougar, the Mustang, the Colt, the Stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE Named for a Dog?
How often do you see a cougar riding around? We love a nice car ride!
Would it be so hard to rename The ‘Chrysler Eagle’ the ‘Chrysler Beagle’?
Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, Is he still a bad Dog?
Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, Less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God: Here is a list of Just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog:
- I will not eat the cat’s food before he eats It or after he throws it up.
- I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, Crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
- The sofa is not a ‘face towel’.
- The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
- I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s Underwear when he’s on the toilet.
- Sticking my nose into someone’s Crotch is an unacceptable way of saying ‘hello’.
- I don’t need to suddenly stand Straight up when I’m under the coffee table.
- I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before Entering the house - not after.
- I will not come in from outside, And immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
- I will not sit in the middle of the living Room, and lick my crotch.
- The cat is not a ‘squeaky toy’, So when I play with him and he makes that noise, it’s usually not a good thing.
P.S. Dear God:
When I get to Heaven, May I have my testicles back?
Great choice Longy, we are Going to Chelmsford race course Saturday to watch the racing then to see them in concert later.
:-p:-p
I hope the weather improves for you.
Just looked it up never realised they were at Chelmsford this weekend . Right on my bleeding doorstep.
Madness
Another group I would like to see again.
Not every ones favourite but I love the guy and his music.
He did a lot of copys but he done them good.