Hi sweet pea - welcome - I’m an aussie too and you can hold ‘that’ against me anytime! 
Good afternoon darlin’, and welcome together with belated greetings on your birthday. Have been ‘away’ visiting friends, hence the reason for such belated welcome.
Wot-ho,‘Sweet’ person…unt velcommen!
See,that’s me totally bollo…er…flummoxed.
All these Sweet Pies ‘n’ Peas t’remember;
It’s difficult,being on-line.
But you Peas ‘n’ Pies just remember;
the REAL Sweetie’s ‘‘Sweet Caroline’’!
[just arx Neil Diamond fans -THEY’LL putcha straight]