Got water in the freezer making some ice
When it’s done, it’ll be very nice
Dropped into some tonic with gin added too
You’ll fall out that loft if you’ve had a few
Well a man’s has to have some kind of vice
Another hot puthery day once more
(I’ll wait to you look that word up 
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Another hot puthery day once more
All hot and sweaty, and me feet are sore
(I’m sure you’re not English).
Another hot puthery day once more
All hot and sweaty, and me feet are sore
Shirt all sweaty and stuck to me back
Another hot puthery day once more
All hot and sweaty, and me feet are sore
Shirt all sweaty and stuck to me back
Still too hot when I hit the sack
Another hot puthery day once more
All hot and sweaty, and me feet are sore
Shirt all sweaty and stuck to me back
Still too hot when I hit the sack
So I’m laid on a cold marble floor
My cooling fan gave up the ghost
My cooling fan gave up the ghost
So I’ll have to sit here and just roast
My cooling fan gave up the ghost
So I’ll have to sit here and just roast
You could always nip back into town
My cooling fan gave up the ghost
So I’ll have to sit here and just roast
You could always nip back into town
Too late now, the shop has closed down
My cooling fan gave up the ghost
So I’ll have to sit here and just roast
You could always nip back into town
Too late now, the shop has closed down
There’s one on its way via post 
My water butt looks a bit dry
My water butt looks a bit dry
I’d look, but I don’t wish to pry
My water butt looks a bit dry
I’d look, but I don’t wish to pry
Now I’m praying for rain
My water butt looks a bit dry
Id’s look, but I don’t want to pry
Now I’m praying for rain
Then more again
My water butt looks a bit dry
I’d look but I don’t want to pry
Now i’m praying for rain
Then more again
But very little came…sigh!
My house looks like a ghost town
My house looks like a ghost town
So eerie it really gets me down
My house looks like a ghost town
So eerie it really gets me down
The spirits are willing
My house looks like a ghost town
So eerie it really gets me down
The spirits are willing
To help for one shilling
My house looks like a ghost town
So eerie it really gets me down
The spirits are willing
To help for one shilling
So as to get rid of that frown
Feels like winter again