They say that great minds think alike
and symmetry is required on a bike
So, wherever you travel,
Don’t slip on the gravel
They say that great minds think alike
and symmetry is required on a bike
So, wherever you travel,
Don’t slip on the gravel
as the resulting pain you may not like.
That Einstein bloke-he was real clever
That Einstein bloke-he was real clever
Some say the most clever bloke ever
That Einstein bloke-he was real clever
Some say the most clever bloke ever
What about Newton where does he fit?
That Einstein bloke-he was real clever
Some say the most clever bloke ever
What about Newton where does he fit?
Apparently he was a lazy old git
That Einstein bloke-he was real clever
Some say the most clever bloke ever
What about Newton where does he fit?
Apparently he was a lazy old git
By arrow those apples he did sever.
What a way to end this day
What a way to end this day
Plenty of time tomorrow to play
What a way to end this day
Plenty of time tomorrow to play
the sun will shine,the birds will sing,
What a way to end this day
Plenty of time tomorrow to play
the sun will shine,the birds will sing,
It’s Sunday so church bells will ring
What a way to end this day
Plenty of time tomorrow to play
the sun will shine,the birds will sing,
It’s Sunday so church bells will ring
and the vicar’ll have something to say.
Aha-I found some pound coins!
Aha-I found some pound coins!
To your ten pound notes they can join
Aha-I found some pound coins!
To your ten pound notes they can join
So,it’s off to the town
Aha- I found some pound coins!
To your ten pound notes they can join
So it’s off to the town
With that plus half a crown
Aha- I found some pound coins!
To your ten pound notes they can join
So it’s off to the town
With that plus half a crown
And buy some jeans for your loins
Oi, Judsy . . . where’s the next one?
Come on man, get a grip.
Come on man, get a grip
Wake up, you’ve had your kip!
Come on man, get a grip
Wake up, you’ve had your kip
I think he’s still snoring
Come on man, get a grip
Wake up, you’ve had your kip
I think he’s still snoring
It beats being boring
Come on man, get a grip
Wake up, you’ve had your kip
I think he’s still snoring
It beats being boring
He was fine till he had “the snip”. 
I really must try to behave 
I really must try to behave
Good idea, you had a brainwave?