Limerick (Part 4)

Cherie needs a pot on her arm
A pot? Or some healing balm
A pot, her wrist is cracked -
So are you, and that’s a fact :lol:

Cherie needs a pot on her arm
A pot? Or some healing balm
A pot, her wrist is cracked -
So are you, and that’s a fact
So much for your southern charm

Our Judd forgot to start the next rhyme

Our Judd forgot to start the next rhyme
Your Judd forgot, mine always makes time;-)

Our Judd forgot to start the next rhyme
Your Judd forgot, mine always makes time
We all forget stuff

Our Judd forgot to start the next rhyme
Your Judd forgot, mine always makes time
We all forget stuff
But enough is enough

Our Judd forgot to start the next rhyme
Your Judd forgot, mine always makes time
We all forget stuff
But enough is enough
Since when is forgetting a crime?

I’ve started a new one now

I’ve started a new one now
So I’ll make it rhyme-but how?

I’ve started a new one now
So I’ll make it rhyme-but how?
By becoming a poet
They’re good don’t you know it?

I’ve started a new one now
So I’ll make it rhyme-but how?
By becoming a poet
They’re good don’t you know it?
because poets refuse to kow-tow.

Aha-the rain falls at last

Aha-the rain falls at last
Catching up with my dodgy past!

Aha-the rain falls at last
Catching up with my dodgy past!
when dancing naked in the sun

Aha- the rain falls at last
Catching up with my dodgy past!
When dancing naked in the sun
I suddenly felt like having fun

Aha- the rain falls at last
Catching up with my dodgy past!
When dancing naked in the sun
I suddenly felt like having fun
…and the sins mounted,SO thick & fast!

Do I look like I give a sh#t?

Do I look like I give a sh#t?
Think you might do a bit

Do I look like I give a sh*t?
Think you might do a bit
How rude is this rhyme!

Do I look like I give a sh*t?
Think you might do a bit
How rude is this rhyme!
Although it’s not a crime

Do I look like I give a sh*t?
Think you might do a bit
How rude is this rhyme!
Although it’s not a crime
merely a spot of off-piste wit.

Ok…let’s stay all mainstream

Ok…let’s stay all mainstream
That sounds like a good scheme