Limerick (Part 4)

As I sat in the sun on the pier
Just wishing you were here
I got washed away by a wave

As I sat in the sun on the pier
Just wishing you were here
I got washed away by a wave
but because I’m your slave

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As I sat in the sun on the pier
Just wishing you were here
I got washed away by a wave
But because I’m your slave
I swam back to get you a beer.

A beachcomber I’d like to be

A beachcomber I’d like to be
Living beside the sea

A beachcomber I’d like to be
Living beside the sea
With naught to do but pick up shells

A beachcomber I’d like to be
Living beside the sea
With naught to do but pick up shells
While watching as the sea tide swells

beachcomber I’d like to be
Living beside the sea
With naught to do but pick up shells
While watching as the sea tide swells
And beach as far as I see.

A glass of cold water is nice
Complete with some lemon and ice

A glass of cold water is nice
Complete with some lemon and ice
and a waiter to serve

A glass of cold water is nice
Complete with some lemon and ice
and a waiter to serve
And some more in reserve

A glass of cold water is nice
Complete with some lemon and ice
and a waiter to serve
And some more in reserve
in fact I might order it twice.

A friendly old place we have here

A friendly old place we have here
Though one or two are…um…queer

A friendly old place we have here
Though one or two are…um…queer
That does seem unfair

A friendly old place we have here
Though one or two are…um…queer
That does seem unfair
as it makes people stare

A freindly old place we have here
Though one or two are …um…queer
That does seem unfair
As it makes people stare
Which is OK as long as they don’t leer.

And so it is time for bed

And so it is time for bed
Thank goodness for that Judd said

And so it is time for bed
Thank goodness for that Judd said
It has been a long day

And so it is time for bed
Thank goodness for that Judd said
It has been a long day
And I’ve come a long way

And so it is time for bed
Thank goodness for that Judd said
It has been a long day
And I’ve come a long way
I’ll fall asleep with these rhymes in my head

Blimey,it’s hot in my car

Blimey,it’s hot in my car
Thank goodness I’m not going too far