It’s going to be eggs for my tea
Poached, scrambled or fried, what will it be
No doubt there’ll be toast
It’s going to be eggs for my tea
Poached, scrambled or fried, what will it be
No doubt there’ll be toast
Poached, on toast, I love most
It’s going to be eggs for my tea
Poached, scrambled or fried, what will it be
No dubt there’ll be toast
Poached on toast, I love the most
And the eggs - I will have three.
It’s blowing a gale, and raining now
It’s blowing a gale, and raining now
But it’ll be good for the grass anyhow
It’s blowing a gale and raining now
But it’ll be good for the grass anyhow
It might even turn green
It’s blowing a gale and raining now
But it’ll be good for the grass anyhow
It might even turn green
Without weeds in between
It’s blowing a gale and raining now
But it’ll be good for the grass anyhow
It might even turn green
Without weeds in between
But I really doubt that somehow.
An old woman on her way to the fair
An old woman on her way to the fair
Went naked to shock all those there
An old woman on her way to the fair
Went naked to shock all those there
But to her dismay
An old woman on her way to the fair
Went naked to shock all those there
But to her dismay
They all ran away
Deleted - Judd beat me to it
An old woman on her way to the fair
Went naked to shock all those there
But to her dismay
They all ran away
She arrived at the fair without a care
A little boy shouted to all that could hear
A little boy shouted to all that could hear
" Look at that lady, she has a bare rear"!
A little boy shouted to all that could hear
" Look at that lady, she has a bare rear"!
But one in the crowd pointed and said
A little boy shouted to all that could hear
" Look at that lady, she has a bare rear"!
But one in the crowd pointed and said
Nay lad. You’re mistaken. That there’s her head
A little boy shouted to all that could hear
" Look at that lady, she has a bare rear"!
But one in the crowd pointed and said
Nay lad. You’re mistaken. That there’s her head
Disappointment took over for those that were near.
I’ll only say this one more time
I’ll only say this one more time
you need a CADENCE when you rhyme
I’ll only say this one more time
you need a CADENCE when you rhyme
Otherwise it won’t fit