The wee foal was born in due course
She will be a fine looking horse
Taking after her ‘dad’
In a blanket of plaid,
The wee foal was born in due course
She will be a fine looking horse
Taking after her ‘dad’
In a blanket of plaid,
Her beauty all can endorse.
A champion racer she became
A champion racer she became
And brought her owner world-wide fame
A champion racer she became
And brought her owner world-wide fame
The money rolled in
A champion racer she became
And brought her owner world-wide fame
The money rolled in
She ate from a gold bin
A champion racer she became
And brought her owner world-wide fame
The money rolled in
She ate from a gold bin
Till she fell at the jumps and became lame.
No longer the pick of the crop
No longer the pick of the crop
Poor mare was down for the chop!
No longer the pick of the crop
Poor mare was down for the chop!
Destined for French plates
No longer the pick of the crop
Poor mare was down for the chop!
Destined for French plates
Slaughtered and shipped in crates
No longer the pick of the crop
Poor mare was down for the chop!
Destined for French plates
Slaughtered and shipped in crates
And made into burgers for Tesco’s shop
A new rhyme with a happier note
A new rhyme with a happier note
I’ve treated myself to a new Spring coat
A new rhyme with a happier note
I’ve treated myself to a new Spring coat
A nice colour, do tell
A new rhyme with a happier note
I’ve treated myself to a new Spring coat
A nice colour, do tell
Similar to a bluebell
A new rhyme with a happier note
I’ve treated myself to a new Spring coat
A nice colour, do tell
Similar to a bluebell
That sounds lovely, blue gets my vote.
It’ll be nice to pack my jumpers away
It’ll be nice to pack my jumpers away
In preparation for a nice summer day
It’ll be nice to pack my jumpers away
In preparation for a nice summer day
Buy some new tops
It’ll be nice to pack my jumpers away
In preparation for a nice summer day
Buy some new tops
And some extra flip-flops
It’ll be nice to pack my jumpers away
In preparation for a nice summer day
Buy some new tops
And some extra flip-flops
And have a holiday come what may.
Where to go, it’s so hard to choose
Where to go, it’s so hard to choose
To try shake off those winter blues