Limerick (Part 4)

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I’ve yet to eat my Christmas cake
That took about two weeks to make
With half a bottle of of brandy

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I’ve yet to eat my Christmas cake
That took about two weeks to make
With half a bottle of of brandy
And a splash of bitter shandy

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I’ve yet to eat my Christmas cake
That took about two weeks to make
With half a bottle of of brandy
And a splash of bitter shandy
After eating I can’t stay awake

While making a nice cup of tea

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While making a nice cup of tea
The cake tin was calling to me

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While making a nice cup of tea
The cake tin was calling to me
‘Come enjoy me’, it said

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While making a nice cup of tea
The cake tin was calling to me
‘Come enjoy me’, it said
So I took it to bed…:wink:

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While making a nice cup of tea
The cake tin was calling to me
‘Come enjoy me’, it said
So I took it to bed…
And finished it off easily.

Next morning I woke up with regret

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Next morning I woke up with regret
I felt bad about all the cake I had ate

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Next morning I woke up with regret
I felt bad about all the cake I had ate
From now on I’ll refrain

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Next morning I woke up with regret
I felt bad about all the cake I had ate
From now on I’ll refrain
My figure I need to maintain

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Next morning I woke up with regret
I felt bad about all the cake I had ate
From now on I’ll refrain
My figure I need to maintain
Or I’ll soon become overweight.

Soon Spring will be in the air

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Soon Spring will be in the air
Winter behind us, that’s fair

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Soon Spring will be in the air
The trees will no longer be bare

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Soon Spring will be in the air
Winter behind us, that’s fair
The trees will no longer be bare
Lines ending the same, do we care? …

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Hi B F, welcome to the thread :039:

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Soon Spring will be in the air
Winter behind us, that’s fair
The trees will no longer be bare
Lines ending the same, do we care?
No cos Spring will be in the air!

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Summer ahead but not just yet

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Summer ahead but not just yet
Will follow Spring so do not fret

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Summer ahead but not just yet
Will follow Spring so do not fret
Soon Easter eggs will appear for sale

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Summer ahead but not just yet
Will follow Spring so do not fret
Soon Easter eggs will appear for sale
Like they do every year without fail