Decisions, decisions, put heating on or not
Nay, I don’t need to, blankets I’ve got
If it really gets cold
Decisions, decisions, put heating on or not
Nay, I don’t need to, blankets I’ve got
If it really gets cold
And you’re getting old
Decisions, decisions, put heating on or not
Nay, I don’t need to, blankets I’ve got
If it really gets cold
And you’re getting old
I could always retire to my cot.
Stocked up on free food today
Stocked up on ‘free’ food today
Well done you, I must say
Stocked up on ‘free’ food today
Well done you, I must say
Lots of microwave rice
Stocked up on 'free’foods today
Well done you, I must say
Lots of microwave rice
That’ll cook in a trice
Stocked up on ‘free’ foods today
Well done you, I must say
Lots of microwave rice
That’ll cook in a trice
That should get me some weight off, way-hay!
Our Judster’s forgot the next rhyme
Our Judster’s forgot the next rhyme
Don’t worry just give him some time
Our Judster’s forgot the next rhyme
Don’t worry just give him some time
His memory’s not good
Our Judster’s forgot the next rhyme
Don’t worry just give him some time
His memory’s not good
But he would if he could
Our Judster’s forgot the next rhyme
Don’t worry just give him some time
His memory’s not good
But he would if he could
Maybe once when in my prime
This is my fourth starting of verse
This is my fourth starting of verse
Ending lims can be a curse
This is my fourth starting of verse
Ending lims can be a curse
If you just follow through
This is my fourth starting of verse
Ending lims can be a curse
If you just follow through
You’ll find out what to do
This is my fourth starting of verse
Ending lims can be a curse
If you just follow through
You’ll find out what to do
And try not to make it too terse.
My workman is back in the morn 
My workman is back in the morn
All this work is making me forlorn
My workman is back in the morn
All this work is making me forlorn
Just hope he does a good job