Two angelic members you know
Found themselves out in the snow
Two angelic members you know
Found themselves out in the snow
They tried to get in
Two angelic members you know
Found themselves out in the snow
They tried to get in
To finish the gin
Two angelic members you know
Found themselves out in the snow
They tried to get in
To finish the gin
But the key in the lock wouldn’t go.
I really do need a new suit
I really do need a new suit
Then you’ll look posh and real cute
I really do need a new suit
Then you’ll look posh and real cute
With a collar and tie
I really do need a new suit
Then you’ll look posh and real cute
With a collar and tie
And that twinkle in your eye
I really do need a new suit
Then you’ll look posh and real cute
With a collar and tie
And that twinkle in your eye
Looking smart as I busk with my lute
I’m off to the market today
I’m off to the market today
Well I hope you are sure of the way
I’m off to the market today
Well I hope you are sure of the way
You’d best take your brolly
I’m off to the market today
Well I hope you are sure of the way
You’d best take your brolly
As well as your trolley
I’m off to the market today
Well I hope you are sure of the way
You’d best take your brolly
As well as your trolley
And enough money with which to pay
Sat down with a nice mug of tea
Sat down with a nice mug of tea
Did you think to pour one for me?
Sat down with a nice mug of tea
Did you think to pour one for me?
I have milk and one sugar
don’t think anything rhymes with that Leia? 
Sat down with a nice mug of tea
Did you think to pour one for me?
I have milk and one sugar
Said a nasty great mugger
Mugger Mups, mugger 
Sat down with a nice mug of tea
Did you think to pour one for me?
I have milk and one sugar
Said a nasty great mugger
And he had not one cup but three!
There was once an aspiring poet
There was once an aspiring poet
And brother didn’t he know it