Her Majesty went for a swim
In a cozzie that was pretty prim
As she emerged from the waves
Her Majesty went for a swim
In a cozzie that was pretty prim
As she emerged from the waves
Surrounded by knaves
Her Majesty went for a swim
In a cozzie that was pretty prim
As she emerged from the waves
Surrounded by knaves
And a husband who seemed pretty dim.
Why are Corbyn’s glasses so wonky?
Why are Corbyn’s glasses so wonky?
'Cos they broke when he fell off his donkey
Why are Corbyn’s glasses so wonky?
'Cos they broke when he fell off his donkey
A bystander ran over to help
Why are Corbyn’s glasses so wonky?
'Cos they broke when he fell off his donkey
A bystander ran over to help
But slipped on some discarded kelp
Could we end lines with words that have at least a few rhyming words ( please)
And lines about half as long as well - please? 
Can’t finish this one, sorry.
Sorry, will not attempt to play this game. I didn’t realize there were so many rules.
Sorry if my comment upset anyone but it’s not a question of rules, it’s just that it makes things easier if you can make the end words rhyme.
A limerick is essentially composed of five lines of approximately 8 syllables for the first two and last lines
And approximately 5 for the middle two.
Take a deep breath and lets start again
It’s really quite easy, ye ken
These rhymes strictly speaking are doggerel rather than limericks. Perhaps a new thread with a different title or get admin to change the name of this one?
Is it the burlesque nature? 
Take a deep breath and lets start again
It’s really quite easy, ye ken
Take a deep breath and lets start again
It’s really quite easy, ye ken
…
Take a deep breath and lets start again
It’s really quite easy, ye ken
In fact it’s a breeze
Take a deep breath and lets start again
It’s really quite easy, ye ken
In fact it’s a breeze
Give it a go, please
Take a deep breath and lets start again
It’s really quite easy, ye ken
In fact it’s a breeze
Give it a go, please
…and then blame it all on the men!
It’s been a while since last I popped in,
We’ve moved, Pug.
I think this is getting confusing with two limerick threads running.