What size hook wilI need?
A blunt one
What about the breaking strain of the line?
too much whataboutery
Dinghy’s are lighter than air!!!
They’re full of Puff!
“Terys” are good for you
Towelling Nappies?
EZ, you are Flanneling
good morning, looks like a drizzley day, could do with a good drizzle, could combine it with a faff and get a fizzle
Mornin, I’m just hoping the Chancellor is going to do something about the weather today!
weather or not, what about the new MOHO tax 
He can Bugger Off
take from the rich, take more from the poor
We’re all doomed.
always have always will
so who’s in charge of our doomdon
I vote for EZ!
Mornin, Thursday, it don’t feel like Doomsday but who knows? never read the Doomsday Book! Lets just get on with it, You know it makes Census 
good morning all fellow lasters and the others, looks dry early walkies methinks along the prom tiddly, and a latte and kit kat at the cafff, no faff
order a flat white, goes well with faff, I imagine,