Could be embarrassing if ones sporran appeared to have a mind of its own 
What if ones sporran is a figment of ones imagination.
I thought they wore a sporran to excite their private parts
Of course there is another reason why they wear kilts. That is because the sheep have got used to the sound of zips
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Blimey … did they not beg him to appear in Braveheart?
I love tartans … some of them are really smart.
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How clever of You… 
…of course only an auld sheep-shaGGer like You would have this information.
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I knew he was living dangerously 
Zapped. 2 Mucho. Info. 
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Every Memorial Day at the State Police HQ we have bagpipers playing in full review. A wonderful tradition as they are State troopers dedicated to this group.
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Still Waters Run Deep` There Wonders too Behold.
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Pax.
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I’m more of a drum & bass man myself.
I’d go as far as to say the bagpipe sound is hideous.
122 decibels is for the battlefield only.
Well to tell a true Scotsman you look under his kilt, if it’s a quarter pounder he’s a McDonald…
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Of course kilts pre-date the invention of the zip and Scots have worn kilts for centuries. Which means that the education of sheep to the sound of the zip must have occurred elsewhere, perhaps somewhere south. At least that disproves Renton’s claim about the English. Take solace in that.
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Sean Connery
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I used to wear one at school in Kirriemuir.
Here is. ONE 2 Chew the Fat Over. At McDonald’s
Parkistan.!!
Makes Keeps and Sells
The most Bagpipes in the World.
That’s Breathless Business 4U
I note that someone has gone quiet since I proved that a more southern nation is more guilty of ovis amore.
Morty,is that you? This is em,now Den.
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Hello? Erm … ah! I do know an em. Hello! 