Spot on Morticia!
I shall be defragging on the mill pond very early tomorrow morning fishing. No touch screens, mobile phones or apps!
Might even heat up some tinned haggis for breakfast on my little cooker…bliss!
Sounds bliss … I could come with you and snuffle for truffles among the trees.
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You are cordially invited…
To be candid I’ve never tried truffles 
Neither have I … I just fancied getting back to nature and digging around in the dirt.
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As you do…
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“Interesting Fact”
Jethro Tried a Truffle .
BUT. Discovered It waz A Magic Mushroom 
And ended up Annoying peeps. On This OT.
All the way 2 >>
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Where did he find the magic mushrooms QeS?
Just asking for a friend…
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U Naught naughty naughty. Ole Fox. 
He predicted digging 4 Magic Mushrooms. Turned Up This. >>
All da way 2A Taxi ider mist .
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Brilliant QeS…
You know that would be hilariously funny if it wasn’t so probable,
On it’s way to my daughter, her husband and gran daughter…Brilliant Morty!
Somebody help me…
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Oh poor vole.
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Looks like the birds talons have been photoshopped out.
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I’m inclined to agree…
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Transferred to Relevant Topic.
Why try to sanitise nature? It’s cheating.
The poor little voles fate in life is to become someone’s dinner … so why try and make it look less cruel by removing vicious talons.
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What a cosseted world we now live in… 
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