I have artificial Ivy hanging down from the bookshelves…it always looks so lush and full all year round, A quick dust, and a bath once a month, sorted 
Edited to say - I’ll try and find the company for you…based in England, and such a lovely lady to deal with.
Is that you, or the Ivy? 
Haha! Mups, why, me of course! 
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Fish are fed daily, but just ordered an automatic feeder to save money.
Wendy does the garden twice a week, polytunnel on a timer.
Sounds like you have everything under control - except your health, Swimmy!
