If I didn’t come on here I would lose my ability to torment men, but still stay friends with them. 
eg. Ask Tpin if he would rather do his physio exercises, or be tormented by me!
Hi Dave, welcome to the forum 
I’m not going to call him Dave since he’s asked by default to be called Gravitas.
But I might call him Grave or even Gravy…
so we now have Pie Man & Gravy. 
Welcome Gravitas.
Ay up Gravitas…You can’t be all that bad if you’re from ‘Up North’ and anyway, you’ll soon settle down when you’ve had Twink kicking your ass…:-):-)
Can she reach that high?
All we need now is Mr Chips and Mushy Peas.
Never querstion my abilities LD… you may live to regret it:twisted::-p
You all know I love you really, but somebody has to keep you under control.
Someone has to Twink !!! Jeez they they would run amok otherwise .
Exactly! But I think they are scared enough not to cross me! :twisted::-p:-p:-p
I thought I had made it clear there was NOTHING to fear (apart from fear itself, perhaps). There will be NO mention of specific other forums. And God forbid we don’t want any criticism of fellow members.
So chill out and relax. You’re safe now.
Cool wet grass. Cool wet grass.
I’m afraid you won’t be getting a nice warm friendly welcome from me, you oaf.
I like to know the person I’m conversing with is genuine and honest.
OAF…where did you drag that one from?:twisted:
Floydy sounding posh:-p
Lol! I have must have had a sudden delusions of grandeur moment. You bounder!
One does experience these moments in one’s life, doesn’t one.
It’s so friggin annoying…it’s twisting my melon, man.
He is posh, he is one of my friends and I don’t associate with riff raff you know!
Well maybe there is one exception! 
Good god Tpin, that infection has spread further than I thought!
pmsl…
I do look a bit jaundice.