IAC RTF (Return To Form) …
No bonhomie yesterday morning - grumpiness prevailed - it seems that snoring/sleep-talking is interrupting others sleep … Bev is one culprit … :!:
More one-upmanship around Ye Olde Camp-Fyre:
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[*]Bev trained with Arnold Schwarzenegger
[*]Russell was a Rear of the Year
[*]Vernon was nominated for Rear of the Year
[*]Russell performed privately for the Pope in Vatican City but the performance was simultaneously watched by 500,000,000 television viewers
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The Pope has it …
Then Russell recounted his history with brain tumours, one of which nearly killed him (and had to be extracted through his nose) - like him, I’ve been “at death’s door”, so I was simultaneously entralled and empathetic … :shock:
Just between Shane and Ruthie From the Sun (because I missed the exchange):
Shane: ‘Tell me more about Buckingham Palace…’
Prince Edward’s ex girlfriend Ruthie: ‘I shagged in the palace’.
She couldn’t wait to tell Shane that after all his name dropping this week.
TBH, Ruthie, Prince Edward is nothing to boast about …
Castele Coin - Robin’s Nest (or somesuch) - FF’d - Completed - Ye Olde Shoppe - Jelly Worms - Adults/Age - Incorrect Answer - Losers again …
Vote for Camp Leader announced - I’m guessing Mo (especially after his trial) … :
Fort Locks - Mo’s Trial
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[]Extract Key on Chain from Hell Hole (Variable Organic Contents)
[]Drag to Locked Crevice
[]Unlock Barred Crevice (One of Possible Three)
[]Extract Star from Infested Crevice (Variable Organic Contents) while under
[*]Bombardment from Above (Variable Organic Missiles)
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X 12
Yep - it was “wet yourself” time as Mo shrieked and screamed his way to a very creditable 9 stars …
Burrell … ? … probably not … but close …
So, Mo returns to Camp stinking of fish-guts and what’s for dinner … ? … Cuttlefish (sort of squid) … it looked repellent but, apparently, tasted wonderful … Happy Campers … :!:
Live Trial - Lords v Ladies - Coin Retrieval
4 Rounds
J & S v H R - Stinking Trough - 3-2
V v V - Infested Cage - 11-6 (VD silenced for once)
AJ v J - Rats in Stocks - 8-8 (J almost bottled it)
M & R v B & G - Critters and Snakes - 9-8
Lords 31 - Ladies 24 - The Lords have it 31-24 …
To the Winners - A Banquet …
To the Losers - Rice’n’Beans AND automatic selection for the next Trial …
A lot to enjoy in ONE episode …