If it was bigger then I would be proud to show it off more, as it is, I keep it hidden away.
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Can’t the doctors help you with your problem then? Bretrick
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No. I got to go back to the beach and comb around for a larger one. 
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Lol delightful
I hear you and my father was Sicilian with Moors blood but sadly skipped me all together
There is a commercial which is sometimes on tv about a medical procedure for a slightly bent yippie and it shows an older man concerned about this .
I find this commercial absurd because at a certain age if this your problem then you do not have any problems .
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Size is unimportant ,it’s what you do with that matters.That’s always been my excuse anyway,
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That somewhat reminds me of what a woman about my age in community I live in said to me a couple of years ago .
" If you had been a good looking young man you would have not developed the sense of humor you have now "
In my mind I was like what the hell , lol
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In our family we would call that a backhanded compliment 
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I tend to receive mixed responses when I manifest my echinoderm.
Probably best left at that…
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I took it as an " insult " but laughed and in truth she is probably correct but my ‘’ lines ‘’ back in the day were unusual .
I have noticed now more and more young men are socially awkward so if I knew how to use technology I could make money telling them what to say when they try to meet a girl . Like with a microphone ear piece .
Last time I was at Key West there was a group of young men imagine early 20s outside a place I was eating outside and one guy was telling his friends about a girl ( same age group I guess ) across street but he seemed awkward as far as making his move .
Me – " Hey kid , I couldn’t help over hearing you , actually who is kidding who I was listening in but she is looking back so go over there and say ’ Excuse me your lips look rather parched at this juncture in time may I coerce you into having a liquid refreshment '.
They laughed but he said he was not going to say that .
I then told him ’ Go there and tell her you know the scientific name of all North American cat fish ’
Again they laughed but the kid said no way .
I finished eating , paid and to save this car wreck I went across the street and asked ’ Young ladies the young men across the street are interested but bit shy , may I waive them over ?’
They laughed said yes , I did just that , as they were coming over I left as my job was done .
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How much is it worth, and how big is it?
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10 cents, about 1" circumference. 
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Sometimes a girl just has to wait … and wait … and see what develops.
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A woman walked into a bar in Austin & saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen. She asked the cowboy if it was true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned & said, “Why sure, little lady! Why don’t ya come on out to the bunk house & let me prove it to ya?”
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100.00 bill.
Blushing, he said, “Well thank ya, ma’am…I’m real flattered. Ain’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.”
The woman replied, “Take the money & buy yourself some boots that fit.”
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