sorry bathsheba I was refering to the originator of the thread = I have always wanted to bathe with a sheba!
hairy legs??
You keep away from my bath No-one bathes with the Queen of Sheba except Mr B, the King
ok ok will have to keep me frozen leggins on then?
ST, Nor would l !
But… for working around my house and in my garden, they are great. I didn’t buy them, l asked one of my daughters to get them for Christmas for me.
I wouldn’t dream of going out in them… after all, the Max Wall legs, are not a good look!
Excellent idea. They will keep you nicely chilled… ahem … down below. That should do the trick.
nothing like a chill to take his “willie he won’t he willie he won’t he take her to the ball”?
gumbud, Tut Tut, l am not sure why l am giving a ‘like’ to your naughtiness… but l have to be fair to everyone!!
I bet you laughed your head off, as you typed it!!
they all happen as a spontaneous spurt??
Candle wax or pet hairs on em?
No, Sorry Maver-rik, none of those. Think a bit more!!
Shouldn’t be wearing leggings Arty, get some sun on yer legs…
Because you put your lamb chops in the wardrobe and now you can’t find a thing to wear?
Foxy, I am always working in my garden, so l need protection from fruit bushes and other scratchy shrubs. I never sunbathe as it wrecks your skin!
Besides, the sight of my legs would frighten all the wildlife off!
Or eat!..
Oh well! best open a tin of beans for Sunday lunch…
I just do an hour max on my legs Arty…Apart from walking and cycling in shorts of course.
The sight of you legs wouldn’t frighten this wildlife off…
Oooh ooh ooh is putting on ice cold leggings some form of epilation, have you now got silky smooth leggies.
I have never had hairy legs, so no need to shave them…Thank Goodness, l would hate that chore!!
Next, you’ll be suggesting l cut the leggings up and use them for ‘ice cubes’!,
ya waz standing in the freezer givin it a good cleaning and it was rather cold?
Come on Art, what were they doing in the freezer in the first place?