@QuintESensual, I fear you may be veering considerably off topic 

              
              
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            Surely only just a tad … @Dextrous63 …so … did the chronic spinach indigestion produce excess flatulence too?
              
              
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            Eventually.  Even the cat walked out in disgust. 
              
              
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            He even managed to change a wheel on his car without using the jack…

              
              
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            This is true, although it was the expansion of belly gas that lifted the vehicle. Thank god I don’t smoke any more - between the petrol and my methane output, things could have gone up like Mount Vesuvius.
              
              
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