What if you don’t have Pilo’s?
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I wonder how many of us had to Google piloerections ?
Mine are totally out of control !
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got to hand it to you Ambre
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See, Google can put an end to blissful ignorance.
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I too had to do a Google!
Which led me in turn to have to look up Cutis Anserina 
The erection one would be far easier, especially after a few drinks!
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You’ve opened a Can of Worms!!
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Do you fancy one Spitty?
They don’t hang around for long ya know! 
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I’m going to break this down into it’s component parts, as I’m thick.
Pilo … tufty, like carpet pile or hair ?
Erection? … this is male specific right?
It reminds me that loads of men suffer friction burns to their knees whilst watching footie matches on the TV. It’s when they get excited.
Are you sure they’re watching footie mort…?
I am …they get excited when they score and then get friction burns. This is the spectators, you understand.
The players get burns too on their thighs, wrists, ankles … every knobbly bit, from astro turf.
As a rule I wear these whenever I’m down on the carpet!
You can get them for the elbows too incase anyone’s interested…
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It can be dangerous down on the rug … what about your chin?
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I suppose it depends on what you’re celebrating 
And energy levels … are we the only two posting on here this afternoon?
I’m not stalking you … honest 
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Pursuing is a much nicer word!
But at my age I should have stopped chasing men.
I have … really, I have.
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time to hoover up the carpet
On your knees?
It doesn’t happen to me nearly as much as it used to…
Nothing to give me that reaction of late, darn it!
Seen so much over the years, not too much scares me anymore, either!
Perhaps I’m evolving from my homo sapien status to something more…of another world?? At least it would be something to look forward to. 
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