Hello Paul, I’ve been looking for you for a long time, I’ve found you now.
Welcome to our forum.
Hear hear. No wrinkles on me either… not that I can see anyway. Perhaps I need a full length mirror. 
Hello Paul, just to say welcome I think you will find some really nice people here. Wishing you a happy Christmas and all the best for 2019,
Hello Paul take a right, then go straight , turn left … walk five paces , you should see a blue door take that door , then walk down the corridor for a mile and half then you should see five doors . go to the third door on the left hand side . If that door is lock then go to the 6 door on the right side .
Find the key there and go back to the third door.
when you open that door , you will find a shorter corridor …
on the left hand side you will see 998 doors search for door number 999, which might read as 969, 696 , 666, 669,996,
some times the numbers nines are a bit loose , they turn around , that why I am not sure what number it is .
OOps sorry . made a mistake shall we try this again …
Please do my direction in reverse …
I write you tomorrow , or maybe you should just ask azz
I think he must have got lost again… haven’t seen him since. 
Some nice phones though. 
Why do people do that, Longdogs? They take about ten minutes joining a forum with all their details submitted, photos, a brief history about themselves and sorting out their notifications only to post once? Baffles me. 
No idea mate. I was thinking of having my own rule where I don’t bother welcoming anyone until they have made at least 20 posts. 
There is a reason for everything, so I am told.
Good point mate 
Why waste index finger power? 
Do you think my directions might have confused him
a wee bit .
More than likely sugarbug. Have a look behind the TV.
Reminds me of an Irish joke.
A motorist was lost out in the sticks in Eire. He asked a fellow to give him directions to Cork
“Well sor, I wouldn’t start from here if I were you.”