Most people here are friendly Dave and those that bite do very little damage (lack of teeth 
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Welcome to the forum Dave…small world Dave is it not.
Hi Dave nice to see you, sure you will enjoy.
Cassie darlin’ - in the words of the poet … no I won’t even go there - suffice to say you’ll be waiting an awfully long time.
It is indeed james, hope things are not too bad with Joyce. we do get around do we not.
Hello Dave.
Welcome to the forum. 
In that case mine’s a Scotch, Ta!
Welcome “Bigfella”
Hi Dave and welcome aboard the forum, I look forward to reading your posts…
Hi, Dave, may I proffer my welcome?..I’m a newbie as well, so it looks like we’re both starting from scratch, eh?.