I want a massive mausoleum built in the memory of me and all the good stuff I’ve done.
Just Like Ernie the milkman…YOU WON’T FOGET ME!
I’m taking contributions now…at…Virgin Money…sort code 24-12-45 A/c 37568942
Thank you in anticipation…
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How do I deposit a peanut into that account?
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I put my brother’s ashes urn in a backpack and carried it to a favourite cycling spot. It was at the top of a hill where we used to sit a while and look at the view. This was where he wished his ashes to be scattered …and so they were. The ashes were quite a weight but then I thought, he ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.
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When Jethro’s Dad, passed over Bar.
Four siblings living in four different Country’s, wanted his ashes.
So to appease. He separated then into Five different. Match Boxes.
And sent Four Par Avion .
Keeping one. In a “Cat Match Box”, stuck under the dining table.
Every time He Hiccupped. Another Hiccupped. From under the table.
The Cat had. ‘In Di Gest Ion’ Also. 
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You’re right … apparently this is she … or the horse at any right. Now residing in her living room.
She’s an old Apprentice celeb. Sounds a bit bling bling to me or am I being insensitive and lacking compassion…
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Very odd really. Mind you, I keep my ex girlfriends who dumped me under the floorboards.
You live and learn … Florence Nightingale had her pet owl stuffed, apparently.
And Charles Darwin’s pet raven, now stuffed, lives in the British museum.
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When you say “lives in the British Museum”….
It’s very tame and never moves off it’s perch …
I want my ashes spread at the Wild and Rugged Strathy Bay where Dageus and I spent lots of time playing and exploring the caves. It was our favourite wee cove.
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Brilliant Rox…
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Beautiful, Rox.
In the meantime, have you got a specific date set for when you want your ashes scattered? I need to check my diary to see if I’ll be available.
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No not yet Dex, hopefully it’s some time away yet. 
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Except … you might not be able to make it … having had a previous engagement yourself. 
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As with all scatterings, make sure you stand with your back to the wind.
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Hi
My Cremation is booked and paid for.
I came into this World as an inconsequential and having made absolutely no impact in my time here, I intend to leave in the same way.
My ashes are to be dumped, not returned to anyone, just some more pollution.
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And keep your mouth closed
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Not sure about that swimmy. The lawn at the scattering areas of the crem looked pretty lush, so I’m sure you’ll create rebirth, albeit in the form of grass seedlings.
Some American Indians believe that if you eat your adversary after their death, you will take on their wisdom and strength…
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It’s spooky to think that some recipients of organ transplants claim to take on personality traits of the donors too. Shifts in personality. Food fads etc etc.
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