All’s well that ends well, Foxy. I’m sure your parents are almost proud of you. 
They were Harbal, I just hope they put in a good word for me upstairs… 
And Greased the Door Knob.
Well yes, but obviously I’m too excited to sleep. 
I have never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I have woken up next to some, tricked into it by the beer goggles
I have woken up in some odd places…but would never admit to any…stum
Ok ask anyway… 
That’s a shame, I would love to know where. 
Where have you woken up?
Pensionable people are still acting erratically, what the heck is going on?
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Have I ever been tricked into bed?
Oh yes. It happens all the time, and I don’t like to say ‘no’ when the ladies have been so polite.
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on the beach many times Harbie…and shivery
but it was a long time ago and the tide was out, luckily…
I hope hoping it was going to be somwhere harder to admit than that, Dianne.
At a new girl friend’s flat and I missed the last bus.
I was on the sofa and she said “Why don’t you come to bed,it’s much warmer”
“No thank you” I said.“This is the most comfortable sofa I’ve ever been on”
Never saw her again.I don’t know why.
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Well when I worked for the Forestry Commission in London Town I was only 15 years old and yet…one particular person arranged many parties and my good late friend Rosi and I attended one…just the one once though…how it ended up taught me a huge lesson…wont get fooled again…was actually a true story and I could have ended up in quite a mess that night…but I did not…grew up then pretty sharpish…
Hmm, not that I am aware of.
Is this a trick question?? 
The clue is the …original Poster 
Minx!
That’s not what you said last night!
Not the original Four Poster?
No is was one of those student bedsits…with student minds…just saying.