We’ll soon kick that negativity out of you!! 
Welcome to the forum Pug 
And a warm welcome from Me too :~)
Thank you,Susie. You have my word I’ll TRY not to lower the tone…
Hello, Pug, nice to meet you 
hi pug.
youre not “moon” vapepit are you?.
My apologies greg…that went STRAIGHT over my silver-haired head.
Last time I recall ‘mooning’ was in a bar in Shanghai…well,ok…standing ON a bar in Shanghai.
But that was a different life,a different me…#sigh#
Thus,my word given that I’ll try NOT to lower the tone,y’see.
I really am a most base creature,simple of thought and crude of speech.
God and dogs may love me-but humans tend to avert their eyes as they scurry quickly past…
salright pug,had a subconcious thought you might be someone i know on another forum,dunno why,it just appeared.lol.
i look forward to reading your postings heheh.ive already alienated a few i think 
Hi Pug…H
Wot-ho,H.
Strange,that. I was at sea with a chap called ‘H’.
The RMS Rothesay Castle. Eight months in close quarters,yet I only ever knew him as ‘H’. Really good bloke,though.