Good Morning Bruce and all who follow.
Yesterday was my first Sunday here, treated very much as a Community day, everybody together for morning coffee and biscuits and stay downstairs for Sunday Lunch in the Dining Room.
Sunday lunch is 3 courses and tables are arranged by Cliques, with the long term Residents having a pecking order.
I just had to be slotted in on a table, which turned out to be with a clique with very firm views on Society, Politics and the place of the lower classes.
I knew my place very quickly, I was not dressed properly, no blazer, white shirt, tie, with lounge trousers and polished leather shoes.
They all had soup and a roll to start with, I declined as soup counts towards my fluid balance and I am having trouble eating bread recently, more on that later.
I survived the main course, which was actually very nice, traditional roast meat with roasts, veg and gravy.
Six on a table and even with 5 pairs of eyes staring at me eating I did managed to get the food into my mouth without spilling it on myself or the table cloth.
I declined dessert, which was mostly whipped cream.
I left shortly after the first Coffee, the need for Medication is always a good excuse for an early departure.
I was sorely tempted to have some fun and wind them up, but managed to get back into my room before laughing my head off.
The bread thing is recent, started this week, white bread and chips are the main culprits.
I have developed a thing called dysphagia, a difficulty in swallowing and a particular type of the condition called EoE for short, which particularly involves white bread and chips.
Apparently fairly common,with severe heart failure and certain Medications.
It gets stuck in your throat, you produce more saliva and the food turns into a gelatinous white blob which you cannot swallow and is then expelled , rapidly, back through the mouth and occasionally the nose.
All good fun and only another 11 weeks to go.
Fortunately the staff are lovely and the jokes flow in my room when they come in the early hours with my meds and a coffee.
Have a great day all.
When it exits via the nose it can be spectacular.