Went to the Dr today and he asked what was the matter w.ith me. I said I got Hermes, no you mean you have got herpes. No I said I have got Hermes because I am a carrier
La groan 
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Twonk!
My wife asked me if I could clear the table
I took a run at it but I bloody did it….
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Apologise first 
Nurse: “We need a stool sample and a urine sample.”
Man to wife: “What did she say?”
Wife to husband: “They want your underwear.”
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Ya missed out the semen sample 
haha that would be wasted now as…'M.I.Law’s idea of a pressie was, she paid out £25.00 for his Vasectomy…he was only about 25 years old then…
History though
Husband’s Father was a twin
Brother had twins one of the Twin daughters had Twins as well.
Sister’s daughter had twins.
Just the ones I know of… 
ooo forgot…We had Twins as well…lol
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The snip at only 25? Wow, that must have been a very persuasive medical interview. I was relieved of my capability to father at 30 and that was a struggle to get the medics around to my way of thinking. I still cannot PM 
so that’s all I’ll say in open forum.
I was 27 and, yes, it did take a lot of convincing both my GP and the surgeon that we’d tried everything else and nothing was totally satisfactory. The snip was the easiest route to take. It cost me £50 'cos it was done privately.
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He says in a high pitch squeeky voice
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That’s what my mother thought would happen when I told my parents I was going to have a vasectomy. God bless her. 
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It was private and the nurse said jokingly I hope, he had three to deal with not the normal two tubes so the NHS would likely miss the extra one…
That Day, just wish I had thought of a camera…you’ve all seen a babies nappy sagging…hahaha
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