I thought it was a cold coming on, but no such fun.
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Mind you, you should never stifke a sneeze.
Didn’t a man tear a hole in his throat by doing that?
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My wife laughed when she saw me naked for the first time. And said something about tight fit. I think they were a pop group around at the time.
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It used to turn Mrs Fox on whenever she saw me naked, now when she sees me naked she continues reading the next chapter in her book and tells me to come in off the drive…
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I’ve seen people leave stuff in their drive with signs saying … Take Me Home … you know, old barbies and deckchairs and … husbands.
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Hi
I am in hospital a lot, so a lot of questions from people with boxes to tick and and absolutely no sense of humour.
I am now 74 with heart failure, a very comprehensive medical history.
Question.
Is there any possibility you could have a sexually transmitted condition?
Nope.
Do you always practise safe sex?
Yes.
What method do you use?
Me, I always keep one hand on my wallet.
No sense of humour these people.
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They’re quite broad minded in our little cul-de-sac Morty…
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