Aussie foreplay…“You awake Sheila?”
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So Pinocchio wasn’t just telling lies then?
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I’ll start up the old wood turning lathe and give Mrs Fox a surprise Christmas present…
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Even there it’s looking kinda perky isn’t it.
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You read my very mind …
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Are the white gloves incase his nose runs?
Oh I shouldn’t have said that …it’s produces horrific mental images.
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Oh gawd! 
Let’s hope Geppetto supplied him with the machine washable variety!
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STOP.
There are children present in here. Don’t sully their innocence with your vile and depraved thought processes!!
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Righto people…
Who’s been telling porkies about their age?
Maybe Azz should have members submit copies of their birth certificates 
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Well I was underage when I joined 
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Give over. The internet wasn’t even around in 1742. 
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But at least I was born AD … your birthdate was BC. 
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this is like finding out Santa claus was really a cola advert scam…
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So, your telling me your allergic!
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You’re right … I shouldn’t have questioned cute little Pinocchio’s body parts and their operating mechanisms.
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But being allergic isn’t necessarily a bad thing!
I think piles of old razor blades cause it.
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The mind boggles … this is turning into one of those weird threads.
I was just reading about piloerection .Now that I do get alot and it often takes me totally by surprise.
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I gargle to stave off bad breath syndromes!
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All the adult sites have to have proof of your age…a credit card, some pubic hair clippings, or your picture etc…So I’ve been told…
PS:- I lied about the pubic hair clippings…
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