Great init?
700+ different bacteria in the mouth.
No wonder teeth rot, halitosis exists, mouth sores, herpes…
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And that just on Mondays!
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I’ve had things in my mouth I would even touch with my hands…
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Also useful for technicolor yawns which some recent posts could lead to…
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How’s about that for a chat up line, must give it a try!
Not much sneezing for me on the horizon I suspect 
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WARNING: DON’T READ IF YOU GET QUEASY EASY.
I’ve just googled where most germs are in the human body and I would have bet good money it was men’s feet and their socks but apparently … it is the human belly button.
Researchers found 2,368 species of bacteria nestled into navels — 1,458 of which may be new to science.
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I wonder if people can suffer those fits the other way around?
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Now that’s a very entertaining thought Mart!
So this stuff could potentially be a potent aphrodisiac…
Right, where’s my coat, off to the joke shop!
Something for the weekend sir? 
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You mean like a sort of ‘foreplay’ Mart… 
I’ll try tickling Mrs Fox’s nose with a feather…
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I had something sharp and witty on the tip of me tongue there about your feather
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I thought it was a cold coming on, but no such fun.
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Mind you, you should never stifke a sneeze.
Didn’t a man tear a hole in his throat by doing that?
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My wife laughed when she saw me naked for the first time. And said something about tight fit. I think they were a pop group around at the time.
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It used to turn Mrs Fox on whenever she saw me naked, now when she sees me naked she continues reading the next chapter in her book and tells me to come in off the drive…
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I’ve seen people leave stuff in their drive with signs saying … Take Me Home … you know, old barbies and deckchairs and … husbands.
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Hi
I am in hospital a lot, so a lot of questions from people with boxes to tick and and absolutely no sense of humour.
I am now 74 with heart failure, a very comprehensive medical history.
Question.
Is there any possibility you could have a sexually transmitted condition?
Nope.
Do you always practise safe sex?
Yes.
What method do you use?
Me, I always keep one hand on my wallet.
No sense of humour these people.
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They’re quite broad minded in our little cul-de-sac Morty…
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