Does anyone have sneezing fits after completing coitus?

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So, your telling me your allergic!

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You’re right … I shouldn’t have questioned cute little Pinocchio’s body parts and their operating mechanisms.
:flushed: :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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But being allergic isn’t necessarily a bad thing!
I think piles of old razor blades cause it.

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The mind boggles … this is turning into one of those weird threads.

I was just reading about piloerection .Now that I do get alot and it often takes me totally by surprise.

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I gargle to stave off bad breath syndromes!

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All the adult sites have to have proof of your age…a credit card, some pubic hair clippings, or your picture etc…So I’ve been told…

PS:- I lied about the pubic hair clippings…
:nerd_face:

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Now you’re teasing us … and we don’t believe you.
:face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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You know I never knowingly tell a lie Morty…
:face_with_monocle:

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… after completing coitus

completing!

Let me know when you’re finish, I’ve got a long day tomorrow, yawn.

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Oh and there’s a box of tissues in the cupboard in case you reach sternutation.

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, mansize, of course.

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The more you think about it we’re a pretty rubbish design model aren’t we?
We talk, drink,. eat and breathe … all through the same orifice.
Add in belching, runny noses or yawning or kissing and our mouths are not really fit for purpose are they.
No wonder people choke on food.

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And because the hole at the top is bigger than the hole at the bottom…A definite design fault…
Bunny Girl

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There’s something distinctly unsettling about this thread. :roll_eyes::grimacing:

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Great init?
700+ different bacteria in the mouth.
No wonder teeth rot, halitosis exists, mouth sores, herpes…

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And that just on Mondays!

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I’ve had things in my mouth I would even touch with my hands…
:open_mouth:

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Also useful for technicolor yawns which some recent posts could lead to…

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How’s about that for a chat up line, must give it a try!
Not much sneezing for me on the horizon I suspect :sneezing_face:

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WARNING: DON’T READ IF YOU GET QUEASY EASY.
I’ve just googled where most germs are in the human body and I would have bet good money it was men’s feet and their socks but apparently … it is the human belly button.
Researchers found 2,368 species of bacteria nestled into navels — 1,458 of which may be new to science.

smileytwiddling thumbs

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