It used to turn Mrs Fox on whenever she saw me naked, now when she sees me naked she continues reading the next chapter in her book and tells me to come in off the drive…
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I’ve seen people leave stuff in their drive with signs saying … Take Me Home … you know, old barbies and deckchairs and … husbands.
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Hi
I am in hospital a lot, so a lot of questions from people with boxes to tick and and absolutely no sense of humour.
I am now 74 with heart failure, a very comprehensive medical history.
Question.
Is there any possibility you could have a sexually transmitted condition?
Nope.
Do you always practise safe sex?
Yes.
What method do you use?
Me, I always keep one hand on my wallet.
No sense of humour these people.
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They’re quite broad minded in our little cul-de-sac Morty…
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Sniffles often start with me when I walk around a used clothing store.
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It would just be good to take part in some coitus these days…Although quite unnecessary after having had the snip several years ago. I don’t suppose anyone wants anymore little OldGreyFoxes do they… 
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Girlfriend mumbles to boyfriend …If you were any kind of gentleman, you would not ask me to do this.
Boyfriend replies … If you were any kind of a lady, you would not try to talk with your mouth full 
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OMG … 
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Knock Knock, Ma-Dame.
Jethro’s Addy is.
Be-Witched B-Otherd AND Be-Wildered.
[In no particular order]
@ xyz, get renovated.pdq,org. 
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Quite the X rated thread isn’t it!? 
I suppose it depends where exactly you’re having sex - if in the middle of a grassy field during hay fever season, then yes.
But then you’d be sneezing before, during, and after…
I’ve never actually heard of this phenomenon tbh.
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I’ve started sneezing and getting a runny nose when I eat anything just lately … that’s annoying.
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Bless you! 
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Awww, Bless Your Cotton Sox.
My dear Mum Used to say.
“Let’s have a “LOVELY” Cuppa Tea.
AND
EVERY-THING. Will B All Right.”
AND,
It Was. “Usually”. E
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My coitus days are incomplete. Be with you in a couple of years.
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Not any sneezing, but a bit of sighing if I was lucky (or he was).
That’s all I can remember. 
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Since it’s Sunday. The Day of Rest.
This “Cherry Boy”. Is scratching his **** ? .
Oh yes. “Head”.
Wondering what. A Coitus is.
And Whether Amazon Flogs Em.
PS. JIC, 4 Wild Colonials.
“Flog”. Is Blimey Limey. 4 Selling.
No “Run-Gu” Involved.
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That bad huh … or that Good!
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Can’t repeat what cha say, night time and mmmm mmmmm.
Stay close and romance me. Your touch is so what it takes.
You mean what cha say and no matter what I say, you stay!
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