I know mate - bleddy rubbish eh?..:-p
He sounds a bit effeminate too don’t you think?!
Like a kindly Home Economics school mistress! ![]()
And he needs to start buying “proper” food for his fridge ![]()
What?!!
He’s still waiting for his plums to drop???
That can’t be right can it?!!!
Apparently, around 75% of the viewing public think he gets his plums from an alternate shop. That could be down to the constant innuendos he tends to get away with on TV. :-p
I thought he was gay. His autobiography, “Toast”, gave that impression, anyway.
Mind you, if it’s inuendo you’re after, look no further than that other N celeb chef, Niggly Lawson! ![]()
I always thought so… maybe he butters his toast on both sides? ![]()
But that means if he drops his piece
it will ALWAYS land butterside down :shock:
Poor Nige ![]()
I know… he can’t win poor soul. ![]()
I think i counted once how many times she licked or sucked her fingers during the making of one dish alone…
When I reached 58 even I needed a lie down!!! ![]()
And why not? :-p Nothing wrong with a bit of ‘me’ time.
Ahahahaha!
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I just need the AAs back for the remote. ![]()
Another cold shower needed, for this thread! 

;-)![]()
yes cold showers all round.![]()

Ha! Dood!!
Too right! and didn’t everyone always say never to cook chicken or pork pink, yet those idiot celebrity chefs insist pork should be pink.
I hate hard sprouts and any other veg served this way.
Cook the bloomin things.
I just hate sprouts!