I know mate - bleddy rubbish eh?..:-p
He sounds a bit effeminate too don’t you think?!
Like a kindly Home Economics school mistress!
And he needs to start buying “proper” food for his fridge
What?!!
He’s still waiting for his plums to drop???
That can’t be right can it?!!!
Apparently, around 75% of the viewing public think he gets his plums from an alternate shop. That could be down to the constant innuendos he tends to get away with on TV. :-p
I thought he was gay. His autobiography, “Toast”, gave that impression, anyway.
Mind you, if it’s inuendo you’re after, look no further than that other N celeb chef, Niggly Lawson!
I always thought so… maybe he butters his toast on both sides?
But that means if he drops his piece
it will ALWAYS land butterside down :shock:
Poor Nige
I know… he can’t win poor soul.
I think i counted once how many times she licked or sucked her fingers during the making of one dish alone…
When I reached 58 even I needed a lie down!!!
And why not? :-p Nothing wrong with a bit of ‘me’ time.
Ahahahaha!
I just need the AAs back for the remote.
Another cold shower needed, for this thread!
;-)
yes cold showers all round.
Ha! Dood!!
Too right! and didn’t everyone always say never to cook chicken or pork pink, yet those idiot celebrity chefs insist pork should be pink.
I hate hard sprouts and any other veg served this way.
Cook the bloomin things.
I just hate sprouts!