Did you know that there are so many deadly foods out there.?

Just by eating too many Bananas in one sitting(ios) you will cark it.(die)
Too much Pepper,(ios) you will cark it.
Too much Chocolate,(ios) you will cark it.
Too much Coffee,(ios) you will cark it.
Too much Water,(ios) you will cark it.

129 teaspoons of pepper in one sitting will kill you.
487 Bananas in a day will kill you from Potassium Poisoning
10 kg,(22lb) Chocolate in one sitting. Carked
6 1/2 litres of water in a very short space of time, you will die from water intoxication.
30 cups of coffee in one sitting? Carked

Thanks a bunch, was just about to tuck into 76 bananas

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Surely too much of any foodstuffs or liquids by volume will kill you. But then you are a Tasmaniac. :wink:

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Too much love will kill you, every time!

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Why? Have you tried?

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I feel I’m most at risk from the 22lbs of chocolate……. :rofl:

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22lbs would be like eating nearly my entire dog in chocolate, twice. I guess your stomach would explode like Mr creosote in the Monty python sketch with a chocolate fountain in your dining room.

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Remember that scene from the Vicar of Dibley? That’s me……….

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Whew! I couldn’t consume enough of any of the foods you’ve mentioned so I won’t worry about dying from that cause.

Guess I’ll sleep easier tonight. :wink:

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