CJ
I am very proud and happy to be a member of the 4M club recently created and named by another Colonial member.
The other members of this very exclusive club are
Morticia
Muddy
and Meg…I believe.
You will very soon discover the nice members and those who are not so nice, although there are only one or two of them.
This is undoubtedly the best forum on the net and I am sure that you will soon agree. 
Take no notice CJ, most here are lovely!
My great grandson is also called CJ!
Malcolm, I am often not nice to you, but you are still on my friends list, and I hope you stay there.
I also like the other 3M’s. but the Colonial member is alright too:lol:
Oh I must love you all.
Take no notice of what ?
Yep, them British convicts
- 7 years for swiping a loaf of bread to feed one’s starving kids.
Or an Irishman seeking freedom from oppression by the British.
Crikey, for a second I thought JC was back.
Hi JC, another M here. (Sort of)
I just knew you wouldn’t be able to resist venting your spleen. 
Poor Predictable Pummy.
Morty, does that make Pummy one of the 3P’s?
You are nothing but truthful Twink, and that is a quality that I admire above all your other obvious ones, I am proud and grateful to be your friend. 
Only when I stutter :-p
Awww Malcolm, you have made me blush 
Only two possibilities here.
Either some lying malicious claim about my family
or
an ill-informed reference to Britain’s barbaric treatment of British desperates and dissidents 200 years ago (when my forebears were still comfortably ensconced in the UK).
.
Kindly soul that I am, I assumed she meant the latter and responded accordingly.
Which somehow elicited this -
I feel sure that any “confused newbie” will easily separate the wheat from the chaff.
Any “spleen venting” was clearly the deliberately provocative “criminal genes” nonsense.
Welcome from me as well and what a pleasure for you to meet me . As you can tell I am the only sane one here. That is what those nice men in white coats tell me, after all it is not my fault I failed the entrance exam to idiot school.
They say there is little difference between insanity and genius so you might find me actually a genius instead.
I agree Meg when it comes to private chat. It is fun (usually) to live chat with whoever is in the room though…
Oh Malcolm…
I sense you like to keep the pot stirred and boiling…
Hi Mr. Ploppy
I am CJ and pleased to meet you. I think I am glad I am NOT JC…
Well. I had to ask Mr. Google who Reggie Perrin, (and of course his boss) were. I am told Reggie Perrin was a british series. And, most importantly, the bosses name was indeed CJ. He must have been a Cracker Jack too!! 
Found this matey:
Oh bugger …you’re at it again .
Everything has to evolve into a Perry Mason like epic saga with you doesn’t it. Boredom must be rife in your life.
Well Mi Lord … it was you kicked this one off with you snidey remarks about members whose names begin with M.
Take it on the chin like a man else I’ll start to think your name, beginning with P has nothing to do with abrasive hard skin removal but actually means Dick.
Oh … silly me … I do declare I substituted a D for a P so you could indulge your sleuth-like tendencies . 
I thought this thread was to welcome CJ, not to put him off by folks bickering!
Show some decorum or at least pretend to like each other for a few days.:shock: