Common things you’ve never done

I have never jumped in the middle of a mud puddle and played!

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I’ve never drunk a yard of ale :nauseated_face:

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Never argued over our kids antics :laughing:

That’s “so” common :icon_wink:

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What! You mean you’ve abandoned them in other peoples’ gardens.

Never been to a football match…

never been to a cricket match

A fair number, I suppose, not having had a doner kebab is probably one of them.

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Smoked
Got drunk to the point of being paralytic
Been to a sporting event of any kind
Been to the opera/ballet

Never been on the London Eye.
Never rowed a boat.
Never visited the Isle of Man.

come to think of it, i never climbed Mount Everest, erm…just checking my diary :dotted_line_face:

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Never been to the corner shop in a onesie, that’s “Common”

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You’ve never lived Spitty…
Onsie

Never…
Dropped litter.
Spat chewing gum on the ground or footpath.
Swum a couple of hundred yards
Watched ‘This Morning’ on TV.
Used swearwords in the presence of the family or in public.

People seem to do those things quite commonly.

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Never had a KFC or Kebab…Erg! :face_vomiting:

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Never done what ive been told to do….!!
Only if ive been asked to do something !!

I have never had a beer :beer:

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You’re not missing much Minx, too much and it takes away your legs and makes you feel dog rough next morning. I gave it up years ago when it didn’t fit well with my two favourite things in life…Driving and Running… :blue_car: :man_running:

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Never worn a baseball cap backwards, or worn a baseball cap at all for that matter :thinking:

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never had to explain why I didn’t watch the eurovision song contest.

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Hey DooD,

I’m in the same boat :speedboat:

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